The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
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I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
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The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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