Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
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