No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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