yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I think I sprained my soul last night
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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