From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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