And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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