Christians are straight up FREAKS
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
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great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
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Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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