And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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