awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize
