Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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