They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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