id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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