Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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