i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Sober January is a disaster.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
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