Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
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You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
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We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
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i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
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