I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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