Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
she pinky promised me she was 18
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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