If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
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If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
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Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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