I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
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i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
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If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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