Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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