I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Randomize
