i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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