i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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