Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Princesses don't give blow jobs
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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