dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
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They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
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You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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