I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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