D3 body, D1 cock
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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