Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
How external is "for external use only"?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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