I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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