I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
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We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
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I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
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