You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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