it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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