There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
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My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
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Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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