i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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