just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Randomize
