New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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