Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
It's never too late to be topless.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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