He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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