You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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