Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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