You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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