How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
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I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
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Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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