T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
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Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
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Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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