are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
soo... how was my night?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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