Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Randomize
