Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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