THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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