I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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