you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
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watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
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Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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