Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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