Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
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Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
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Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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