How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
you win again, gameday.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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