I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
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Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
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You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
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