i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
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Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
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Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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