just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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