i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
